What are the best short jokes?

What are the best short jokes?

How does a rabbi make coffee? Hebrews it!

  • Rest in peace boiling water. You will be mist!
  • How do you throw a space party?
  • Want to hear a construction joke?
  • Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
  • I hate Russian dolls… they’re so full of themselves!
  • Talk is cheap?
  • Why did the gym close down?
  • Two artists had an art contest.
  • A plateau is the highest form of flattery.
  • What is the funniest joke ever?

    20 Jokes That Can Make Absolutely Anyone Laugh “What’s a duck’s favorite snack? Cheese and QUACKers.” “I once saw a camel with no humps. His name was Humphrey.” “What did the pirate say when he turned 80? “What did the green grape say to the purple grape! “How does Jesus make tea? “How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? “What is Forest Gump’s Facebook password?

    What are some good clean jokes?

    101 Good, Clean Jokes That’ll Make You Laugh Your Pants Off There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. (…Only a fraction of people will get this clean joke.) What do dentists call their x-rays? Tooth pics! Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon? What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Do you want to hear a construction joke? Did you hear about the fire at the circus?

    What are some funny puns?

    A man died today when a pile of books fell on him.

  • Thanks for explaining the word ‘many’ to me,it means alot.
  • My room mates are concerned that I’m using their kitchen utensils,but that’s a whisk i’m willing to take.
  • My friend told me ten puns to try to make me laugh.
  • When I get naked in the bathroom,the shower usually gets turned on.
  • What is one liner joke?

    A one-liner is a joke that is delivered in a single line. A good one-liner is said to be pithy – concise and meaningful. Comedians and actors use this comedic method as part of their act, e.g. Jimmy Carr , Tommy Cooper , Rodney Dangerfield , Norm Macdonald , Ken Dodd , Stewart Francis , Zach Galifianakis , Mitch Hedberg ,…

    What is an one sentence story?

    – Tehreem Ansari , What is the best story you can write in only one sentence? “Dad left; a flag came back.” “I met my soulmate. She didn’t . ” “Brought roses home. Keys didn’t fit.” “I realised last night that the feeling I was chasing during my pot smoking years, was the feeling I now get holding my newborn son.”

    What are some interesting short stories?

    Everyone Has a Story in Life. A 24 year old boy seeing out from the train’s window shouted… “Dad,look the trees are going behind!”

  • Shake off Your Problems. A man’s favorite donkey falls into a deep precipice.
  • The Elephant Rope.
  • Potatoes,Eggs,and Coffee Beans.
  • A Dish of Ice Cream.